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06Mar 2009

地鐵見聞 – 金魚佬

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上下班來說，一天需要在地鐵上spend 2個小時以上，見多了奇奇怪怪的事，遲早可以出一本書專講紐約地鐵!

就今朝，又有啦~

一班大概6，7個女仔同我同一個站上車，年紀大約7年班(香港Form 2左右?)

女仔圍埋都係嘰嘰咋咋，講下是非，講下男仔。

上左車，有3個女仔見有位就坐低，另外幾個就企响車門邊。

有個大概50幾0既阿叔一邊上車，一邊撩D 女仔 "Do you have a boyfriend?"

之後更加企响0個幾個坐低0既女仔前面，繼續問 "Do you have a boyfriend…"

0個幾個女仔俾佢煩(嚇?)到砰砰聲起身行返埋班friend度，阿叔追住尾 "what is your name?"

睇唔到佢問邊個，班女仔唔理佢，自己响度笑。

阿叔依然故我，"My name is David, what is your name?"

班女仔煩夠，答佢 "Number 3, number 6… we are all related" (醒目!)

"No! What is your name?"

(阿叔好煩我聽到都想踢佢出車!)

"I like you"

(嘩，擺明車馬，無野呀?)

女仔們當遇左傻佬，坐左2 個站度就閃晒，即刻部車靜返，Sam媽終於可以訓啦~

04Mar 2009

Why should I pray?

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孫先生响Facebook叫D 粉絲pray for 兩位出左事0既歌手，我唔明，點解要pray?

兩位歌手的確係做錯事，應該受到應有0既懲罰。

唔通當無事發生?

希望日本早D 放返佢地?

更何況係兩個應該為年輕人做榜樣0既歌手/偶像?

呢一兩年孫先生講野真係好… 令人費解!

03Mar 2009

尾龍骨發炎

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星期日起身, 尾龍骨有d 痛, 唔理, 照帶Sam豬去Park.

http://maggieland.myftp.biz/download/msn/pic/msn_378.jpg

星期一, 出邊又落8寸雪, Sam媽感到舉步艱難

食完lunch, 頂唔順, 拿拿聲去睇醫生~

尾龍骨發炎, 開左d 止痛藥俾我

預左亞醫生唔係開止痛藥就係消炎藥, 中呀!!

呢個醫生, 次次都係咁, 睇到我都識醫自己~

但係其實唐人街個個醫生都差唔多

問佢咁大概係乜原因會發炎, 會唔會係N 年前跌親0既後遺症?

"有可能"

但係當年冇事wor?

"返發唔奇"

你講晒啦, 醫生!!!

唔係醫者父母心0既咩? 佢又唔問返上次開隻藥我用成點, 唔使你記得我, 但係個病歷都晌你面前, 掀兩下就見架啦………..

早幾年仲開隻300幾蚊0既藥俾我, 係問都冇問我經濟環境0個隻!! 佢有其他平d 架, 不過係都要俾"貴夾靚"藥你!

真係搵好醫生仲難過搵老公!!!

27Feb 2009

無聊shopping事件

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Sam公公打電話黎，話有筍野，叫我幫佢買

http://images.jr.com/productimages/MDSTRIO2GBRED.PNG?FTR=7&CELL=210%2C210&QLT=67&CVT=jpeg

Mach Speed TRIO MP3 2GB Player – Red

－ 7-Color Display
－10 Hours of battery life
－Plays MP3/WMA
－Records up
to 60 hours per GB
－Usable as a digital voice recorder
－AAA Battery
included

個價都幾無敵架，$19.99 – $5 rebate + tax

咁當然係made in China貨色啦，但係俾Sam公公用真係夠有凸! 最好係佢用AAA電池，唔使佢成日插電腦差電，更加唔使驚行行下無電 (佢一定會袋多兩舊响身)!!

買平野呢個其實唔係正題，Sam媽係想講埋單時候0既一件‘趣’事。

俾錢0個陣，Sam媽問個收錢阿姨，rebate係咪問佢'手羅' (另一間連鎖店係)。

佢話唔係，要去'west side'。

哈? 呢間野成個紐約得一間，同埋我身處0既地方係East Side wor，唔通佢地响West Side開多左間分店?

唉，如果係都要去架，咁問佢: where is it in West Side?

佢繼續話: Just go to the west side

{頂，West Side 邊度呀?!!}

佢見我D 目光好迷惘，繼續講… Just go to the west side and PRINT

{哦，明晒…}

Sam媽: OK，you meant WEB SITE, right? (偷笑…)

收錢阿姨: Yeah!

注: 收錢阿姨係中國人，响鬼佬鋪頭做野……
注2: Sam媽唔係有心想笑人，自己講英文都好勁口音。但係當時明佢講乜0個一刻，真係好想笑

25Feb 2009

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